I am baffled by why there is always this wet patch just beneath the urinals in the gents.

I can think of two.

One of which is that men have this alternate opening below somewhere which I don't know of (!!!).

Another is because we are afraid the urinal that we happily dump our waste into will one day become so angsty from its boring job that it decided to chomp down on our tool instead, so we are just being careful here and keeping our distance.

And I never understood the image of a fly in the urinal that supposedly help men to aim their pee. Like seriously wtf? It is a damn urinal, not a toilet bowl, what, you want to paint a mural with your pee? Unless perhaps your tool is a master contortionist itself and the only way you can pee is on you, then probably you will need some help there.

Okay, enough toilet talk.